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Carlos Alazraqui :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 1 1 TIWICDTE Cover 2 :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 0 3 TIWICDTE Cover :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 0 11 EEE-RECTIN' A DISPENSER :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 5 1 TotallySecondLifeHog :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 19 15 Art Critics Constitution :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 4 55
I don't want to write this
I didn't want to write this, but I had to,
considering everything that's going on right now
is "Write now."
I have no confidence, and in that,
no future.
What is life if I can't enjoy
being able to record how I feel
legitimately, choosing when
I feel like writing something down
when I'm not down?
I'm tired of not making my own decisions
when my mind and I don't agree
on most anything.
It's impossible to like what I'm doing,
when I'm not doing what I like.
:iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 0 1
I feel like throwing up
Oh man,
So much time spent,
So many friends have left.
I'm constantly getting lonelier
And lonelier until everything seems
To drift apart and crashes into the iceberg
Of self loathing, creating a world of depression.
Everyone seems to be going away in the
Blink of an eye, while I stay here,
Drifting constantly, breaking
Apart again and again
Until I'm finally
In pieces.
:iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 2 7
Girl People Poetry
You may be clever, funny, smart,
You may have got great taste in art,
But you will never win my heart
When all is said and done.
The things you try to say to me
Are never heard, but you don't see
The reason why I tend to be
A rather lonesome one.
You've got good looks, you have it all.
When you need something, you just call
On people who have standards small
Who never have their fun.
So now you wait there, asking why
I'm such a mad, secluded guy?
The reason, you will find, is I
Can't stand the quiet ones.
:iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 3 2
The Future
I fear the day
In which all bibles, Qur'ans and Old Testaments
Are replaced with Twilight: New Moon.
I fear the day
Where we do not grow fresh fruits or raise real cattle,
But instead rely on McDonald's to give us nourishment.
I fear the day
When all people in society, as well as the next generation,
Are replaced by robots made in Taiwan.
I fear the day
That we all continuously march towards our deaths, knowing
Our caskets are made by Home Depot employees.
:iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 1 9
LAWS: Based on a true story :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 7 29 POSSIBLY The main character :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 2 3 TomTheFoxHog :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 4 9 LEFT4FRED :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 7 38 TotallyOriginalHog Animation :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 112 162 I Beat My Wife :iconsnoofalah:Snoofalah 5 12

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Everything's breaking.
United States
Current Residence: Minnesota
Favourite genre of music: Blues, rock, anything not sucking.
Favourite photographer: Peter Parker
Favourite cartoon character: Big Eyed Ben
So I'm starting over. I have my animation program back, and I fully intend to use it for making comic strips and, maybe, animated stuff. Check it out, if you still care.

So long, dA.



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RustyCroutons Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Student General Artist

deviantART muro drawing Comment Drawing
CorporalDogmeat Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist

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Zzombieluv Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
"That's some rancid ass cheese!"

Your stuff is so funny. :lol:
CorporalDogmeat Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thought you'd like this.
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Snoofalah Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011
I not only like this, I'm saving this in my computer forever. Who knows, maybe even fapping to it. 8)
CorporalDogmeat Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think I know. x3
Man, um, I just gotta say, I just discovered your page, and I LOVE YOUR STUFF. ;-;

You, unlike many other dA users, possess common sense and the gift of using proper grammar on the internet. For this, I love you. :U In a non-stalkerly way, of course.

You're a great artist, great animator, you have common sense...

MARRY ME ;o; (joking, joking. But seriously. I cannot even put into words how awesome you are.)
Snoofalah Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
Thanks very much. I'm having a hard time trying to present my gratitude, but this was a very warm and welcoming message, and I thank you much for the appreciation. I looked into it, and you are very talented yourself. Keep on doing the great work I've seen you do. You'll go very far in the world, I assure you that.

Reading this just made my day <3 Thanks very much!

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. c':
DigitalPh4gg0t Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Snoofalah Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
What's under that skirt?
DigitalPh4gg0t Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
Five barrels of dicks.
Snoofalah Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010
Understandable. I have a box full of chicken under mine.
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Mira-Morningstar Featured By Owner May 26, 2010  Professional Filmographer
lol... this account is pretty great =D
Snoofalah Featured By Owner May 31, 2010
It serves its purpose, I guess.
Sharkliver Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
thanks for the fav on my surfer! :)
Snoofalah Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
SUTempest Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
'sup Snoof.
Snoofalah Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
Bonjour. Not too much. Yourself?
SUTempest Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
You're aware that I'm a friend of AlphonseDaya?
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